RECIPE: My just-because cake

I would say that, by and large, cakes are meant for special occasions only. Chimney cakes are for very special occasions, and tree cakes are for very, very special occasions. There are exceptions, to be sure! But you can't really whip out a homemade baumkuchen and claim it was a just-because-i-felt-like-it cake.

Here is my go-to recipe for an unpretentious cake, welcome at any table for any reason. I bake this all the time, with all varieties of fruit, for all varieties of events. Certain aspects of the cake that give it an Old World feel—namely, the texture, the appearance, and the use of Lactobacillus cultures as a leavening agent. Yeah, when was the last time you saw that in a recipe from the last fifty years? I like to make up a story to go with the cake, like one where I found my great-grandmother's recipe cards in longhand Yiddish, and I was the only one in the family who cared enough to find what secrets they held, and I had to enlist the aid of the septuagenarian delicatessen proprietor down the street. In truth, it's just some mods from a 2002 recipe by BBC Good Food. I changed the leavening agent to yogurt because I'm a goofball.

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Sam's any-fruit, any-occasion cake

Ingredients:

• 175 g almond meal
• 175 g all-purpose flour
• 175 g sugar
• 175 g butter, softened (about 1.5 sticks)
• 2 eggs
• 1 tsp cinnamon
• 1 tsp baking soda
• 250 mL active culture yogurt (about 8 oz)
• 400+ g fruit (your choice!)

Procedure:

1. Preheat oven to 160 °C (355 °F).
2. Mix the non-fruit ingredients well. If there are little chunks of butter, it's just fine. The batter should be thick and not pourable.
3. Spoon half the batter into a well-greased 9 inch cake round or pie pan. Lay down a layer of fruit pieces, then spoon in the rest of the batter. Maybe put extra fruit on top, if you have it.
4. Gorge on the raw batter because it's sooooo gooooood
5. Bake for 45-50 minutes. The crust will probably turn golden brown by the 30-minute mark; at that point, cover it with foil so it doesn't char on top.
6. Let cool completely. Serve with love!

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Golly, this makes me want to bake another one already! I'm thinking I'll use kiwi fruit and strawberry yogurt.

I love my new apron and my old cake recipe! https://t.co/MzAd3mYXo9 pic.twitter.com/rIYmmKWwQi

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FINALLY, rotisserie cake!

Look at my beautiful golden-brown darling! Let's eat it, together, you and me ?? pic.twitter.com/qtgQXE955l

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I did it. I baked a cake on a rotisserie.

Let me cut right to the chase: why hadn't I done this yet? I don't have a very good reason. Many many years ago, I thought I'd have to mod a kitchen rotisserie to put out more heat, but Klaus Taesler showed me that wasn't the case. Since then, it's just been my hesitation and equivocation. It's hard to justify buying bulky kitchen appliances that rarely get used (what Alton Brown calls "unitaskers"). Then, not too long ago, I realized, if there's anyone who can justify buying a rotisserie for cake, it would be me!

Craigslist bonanza! I'm gonna bake a caaaaaake tomorrow pic.twitter.com/rglZCZjjJD

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A little time on Craigslist later, and I had a George Jr. rotisserie! This one's not the same as the Baby George rotisserie I obtained many years ago. This George Jr. is larger and gets hotter than the Baby George, both good things. Besides, Baby George is thousands of miles away in my parents' garage.

All told, the process wasn't as tough as I'd thought, and the result was great! I used the portions from retired engineer Wayne Schmidt's page. A bit embarrassing to publish a recipe in imperial units, but here we go:

INGREDIENTS (in chronological order)

• 1.5 sticks (12 tbsp) butter, softened
• 3/4 cup granulated sugar
• 10 egg yolks
• 1 shot brandy (I used apple brandy, Klaus Taesler uses cherry brandy)
• 1 teaspoon vanilla
• 1/4 teaspoon salt
• 1 cup all-purpose flour
• 1/2 cup cornstarch
• 10 egg whites
• 1/4 cup granulated sugar

Wet ingredients: butter, sugar, egg yolk, vanilla, apple brandy, pinch of salt. Almond paste would also go in here. pic.twitter.com/WKAv4qktrs

— Baumkuchen Blog (@rotisseriecakes) August 31, 2015

THE PROCESS

1. In a large bowl, cream the butter and 3/4 cup sugar.
2. With mixers on low, add egg yolks one or two at a time.
3. Add brandy, vanilla, and salt.
4. Sift in flour and cornstarch until uniform.
5. Wash your mixing apparatus. We're gonna make a meringue, so we have to keep all the oils away.
6. In a medium or large bowl, beat the egg whites with mixers on high. Beat until the whites have roughly doubled in size.
7. Add the 1/4 cup sugar and continue to beat until you reach medium-to-stiff peaks.
8. Fold the meringue into the other ingredients in 3 or 4 stages. Fold just until the mix is homogeneous.
9. Wrap the baumtüber in foil. If desired, bind with butcher's twine as if it were a porchetta.
10. Turn on the rotisserie and let the baumtüber come to temperature.
11. MAKE THE CAAAAAAKE

All my luxurious knuckle hairs have been singed off already. pic.twitter.com/JvflDCbOH7

— Baumkuchen Blog (@rotisseriecakes) August 31, 2015

Progress report: next time I need to make a better batter-delivery apparatus. pic.twitter.com/lIXoWK7OMm

— Baumkuchen Blog (@rotisseriecakes) August 31, 2015

Raising up the pan of batter stopped working. Switching to ladle mode! pic.twitter.com/YibisLQIWb

— Baumkuchen Blog (@rotisseriecakes) August 31, 2015

As you've probably gathered, I live-tweeted the whole process, which was fun. Each layer took 3-6 minutes, depending on how distracted I got. Some layers got browner, others did not. As a result, the layering is irregular and very subtle. No tree-rings.

My cake's rings, ft. gooseberry jam pic.twitter.com/upwyFLKvS1

— Baumkuchen Blog (@rotisseriecakes) September 4, 2015

But how did it taste? In a word: delightful. The texture of the layers stands out as the most noticeable feature in your mouth. The taste is pound-cakey but less sweet (again, perfect for pairing with coffee, tea, chocolate, jam, milk, &c., &c...). But it is quite dry! This is something I noticed in Klaus' counter-top-rotisserie cake as well. Cooking the layers at a lower temperature means they dry out more. I think the brandy also contributed to the dryness. Time to experiment and find out!

Finally, please enjoy a video of me pouring batter while listening to DJ Robert Drake on WXPN:

The Very First Tree Cake

I've got a new recipe for you! Well, an old recipe. An old, old, old recipe. This is from 1582, written by Susanna Harsdörfer of Nuremberg. Katherine Barich of the "Cooking Rumpolt" Yahoo! group did a word-for-word translation that I tried modernizing. She also has a great set of medieval-baumkuchen-related thoughts, a lot of which came in handy during my current studies of Fritz Hahn. Anyway, the recipe!

To bake a cake on a spit

Beat 14-16 eggs in a pot. Add 1 maß [about 1.5 L] of thick milk [i.e. cream]. Next, take a scoop of wheat flour and add some ginger. Take a knobbed spit, crush ginger on it, then dust evenly with flour. In the pot add crushed mace and (if you wish) salt, pepper, and more ginger. Make the batter as thick as for milk toast [e.g. gulden schnitten]. Take the spit and put it next to the fire. Leave it there for half an hour, to ensure it is hot enough. Smear it with lard once or twice, being careful not to let the spit cool. To dribble the batter on, turn the spit and, with an iron spoon, pour the batter liberally onto the spit. Turn continually for a while, until there is a bit of a crust, then pour more batter on. Move the spoon carefully back and forth so the cake remains cylindrical. When the pot is almost empty, pour a bit more batter on the prongs, then bake the cake for 2 more hours until it is roasted through. When it has almost finished, baste with butter so it will be soft and succulent. Sprinkle sugar on it and serve.

And there's lots more details on my website!

1581-82 was a boom year for cake publishing

I've been doing lots of historical spitcake reading, and one particular find has got me in a tizzy. There is a Yahoo! group, still active no less, transcribing and translating all sorts of old cookbooks for this digital age! The main focus of the group is Marx Rumpolt's Ein new Kochbuch from 1581, which Wikipedia calls "the first textbook for professional chefs in training." This book is too early in spitcake development, so it doesn't feature the phrase baumkuchen, but it does give a recipe for Spieß kuchen (spit cake) and recommends serving it to nobility as the third (final) course of the first meal of the day.

The group leader, Ranvaig, gives the following translation:

Take warm milk and beat eggs with it / mix a dough with fair white flour / take little beer yeast and butter to it / let it stand a while behind the oven / that it rises / make it again into a ball / and salt it a little / then roll it out cleanly / throw black raisins over it. Take a Walger (roller) / that is warm / and rubbed with butter / and lay it on the dough / wrap the dough over / and tie it together with a twine / so it does not fall off / lay to the fire and turn slowly / like this will it roast cleanly. And when it becomes brown then take a brush / and put it into hot butter / and coat the cake with it / like this it will be a beautiful brown. And when it is roasted / so take it off the roller spit / and put into both holes with a clean cloth / that the heat remains / let it remain like this / until it is cool so give cold on a table / so it becomes tender and good. And one calls it Spiesskuchen.

As you can see, it's a chimney cake, not a tree cake. Supposedly, the first real tree cake is mentioned only one year later, in Nuremberg, by Susanna Harsdörfer. But that recipe, like I mentioned in the last post, is hand-written and I'm still working out the translation. However, now that I've discovered this DELIGHTFUL Yahoo! group, I think it'll go a little easier!

Transliteration and translation by Sharon Palmer aka Ranvaig Weaver, © 2013.

I am conflicted about posting this recipe

I don't really like the taste of black pepper. That said, Bravo TV posted this recipe, so I'm sharing it with you!
Black Pepper Baumkuchen

• 200 grams butter
• 150 grams sugar
• 2 grams salt
• 2 grams vanilla extract
• Zest of 1 lemon
• 1 teaspoon black pepper, ground
• 80 grams yolks
• 210 grams whites
• 150 grams sugar
• 175 grams cornstarch
• 65 grams almond meal

1. Cream 1st four ingredients, beat in yolks.
2. Make meringue, fold in cornstarch.
3. Fold in dry and meringue alternating.

Nice job, chef Morgan Wilson!

Another interlude: 15-minute chocolate cake

I made a cake in the microwave. It took about 15 minutes, and it was so good that my cooking instructor literally stole the recipe from me so she can make it for her family. I take that as a good omen.

It's based off of this recipe but there are a few glaring changes. For example, I tripled the quantity of sugar used. This is not a typo.

So, ingredients:

• 1/4 pound (1 stick) unsalted butter
• 1 cup regular granulated sugar
• 1/2 cup all-purpose flour
• 7 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder
• 1/2 teaspoon baking powder
• 2 eggs, beaten
• 1 tablespoon sour cream

So, you melt the stick of butter and add the sugar and stir well. In another bowl, sift together the flour, cocoa powder, and baking powder. Let the butter and sugar cool a little bit so the eggs don't cook when you add them in. Mix in the eggs and the sour cream. Add all that to the dry ingredients and mix until as smooth as possible.

Pour into a microwave-safe bowl that's been buttered and floured on the sides or something, some measure to prevent sticking. Cover it tightly with plastic wrap and then cut some slits to allow steam to escape. Microwave it for 3-4 minutes. I ran mine for 3:30 and it turned out beautifully.

Oh, and be sure to let it cool before you take it out of the bowl or else it will crumble and you will be sad.